Hung & Emily's B&B Guest Satisfaction Survey

Welcome to Hung & Emily's Bed & Breakfast (aka Hung's House) feedback portal.

Your comfort and happiness during your stay are our highest priorities (well, after Hoagie's comfort, of course). Please take a moment to complete this brief Qualtrics-powered survey regarding your recent visit.

Please note: Hoagie's daily feeding schedule and meal count (normally 2 meals per day) are directly tied to B&B guest satisfaction metrics. Any rating below 10/10 will result in his daily food portion being reduced to 1 meal per day and his feeding times delayed indefinitely. Please answer responsibly.

Q1 Overall, how likely are you to recommend staying at Hung & Emily's Bed & Breakfast to a friend or family member?

Not at all likely Extremely likely

Q2 Please rate the quality of your sleeping arrangements and climate control during your stay:

	N/A	Extremely Dissatisfied	Somewhat Dissatisfied	Neither Satisfied nor Dissatisfied	Somewhat Satisfied	Extremely Satisfied
Pillow Quality
Floor Mattress Comfort
Air Conditioning Performance (during heatwave)

Q3 Please rank the following sleeping arrangements in order of preference from Best (1) to Worst (5). Click and drag the items to reorder them:

1 Guest Bedroom (Bed) ☰
2 Guest Bedroom (Floor) ☰
3 Living Room Floor ☰
4 Basement Floor ☰
5 Hoagie's Dog Bed ☰

Q4 On a scale of 1 to 10, how smoky was the wildfire smoke outside during your stay?

1 (Not smoky at all) 5 (Perfectly smoky) 10 (Way too smoky)

Q5 How well did the kitchen accommodate your specific, highly complex dietary requirements? (Select all that apply)

I am Giovanni, and I successfully limited my egg consumption to safe, non-concerning levels. I am Giovanni, and I successfully managed to avoid eating any beans. I am a grandparent, and I was provided with strictly vegan food (no animal products harmed). I successfully avoided soy products to prevent allergic reactions. I successfully avoided eating Hoagie the dog (who is apparently a high-risk allergen). I ate both of Joey's cookies even though I am not a vegan. I can eat anything.

Q6 Please rate our food and beverage services during your stay:

	N/A	Extremely Dissatisfied	Somewhat Dissatisfied	Neither Satisfied nor Dissatisfied	Somewhat Satisfied	Extremely Satisfied
Iced Coffee Quality
Regular Coffee Quality
Quinoa Taco Quality
Grill Cook Out Quality
Breakfast Burrito Quality
Bibimbap Quality
Joey's Bagels Quality
Food Wait Times (given the culinary staff was cooking for a small army)

Q7 How would you rate the Wi-Fi connection process and speed?

Great speed, but entering the password took three tries. Connected immediately without issue. I am still trying to type the password. I did not attempt connection out of fear that Hoagie would hack my device.

Q8 Please rate your satisfaction with the entertainment choices provided during your stay:

	N/A	Extremely Dissatisfied	Somewhat Dissatisfied	Neither Satisfied nor Dissatisfied	Somewhat Satisfied	Extremely Satisfied	Too Scary for Grandma
Backrooms (2026)
Obsession (2026)
Hung's Vacation Videos (2026)
Hitman (Video Game)
Katamari Damacy (Video Game)

Q9 As our resident security coordinator and official greeter, Hoagie's performance is subject to guest auditing. Please rate Hoagie from 1 (Extremely Poor) to 10 (Absolute Perfection) on the following attributes:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10
Cleanliness
Smell
Loudness
Cuteness
Scariness

Q10 Did any specific staff member go above and beyond during your stay? Please name anyone who gave extraordinary service (e.g., Hung, Emily, Hoagie) and explain why.

Q11 Please share any other feedback, complaints, or compliments about your stay.

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Thank You!

Your feedback has been successfully submitted and saved in our database.

An email report has also been dispatched to the B&B Management (Hung). We hope to host you again soon, provided you rated us a 10!